You are probably already aware that I’m kind of a terrible person. I say a lot of stupid stuff and make poop jokes way too often. My friends, thank goodness, pretend not to be disturbed by my odd brand of off-color humor. It must be a difficult feat because anything can trigger unsettling thoughts in my head that shouldn’t be funny, but are so outlandish that they make me laugh myself into a coma.
One of these moments happened recently during a Facebook conversation with my friend Marcy. While we were discussing the harmless topic of knitting blankets with great big needles and multiple strands of yarn, she made an innocent comment that was a catalyst for my signature creepy thoughts. I have to share the conversation because it got bizarre as hell.
I have altered our profile pictures for this post. Marcy is wonderful and squee-tastic, so her new picture is Pusheen the cat. I am awful and take too much pleasure in things that should repulse me, so my new picture is Me Gusta.
To see that David Tennant gif in action, go to this tumblr page. Now imagine a cow is giving birth right in front of the Doctor. Congratulations. You can now enjoy the same lovely mental image that I will have every single time I have to save a dropped knit stitch. Allons-y!
Marcy, here’s The Christmas Invasion. It’s $1.99 on Amazon Instant Video. Just thought I’d drop this little link here in case you wanted to get an episode of Doctor Who AND support my blog at the same time. But, you know. No pressure.
Here are some massive knitting needles. You can get a pair of US size 50 (25mm) circular needles that are 47 inches long. I kind of want some just to use as nunchuks.
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